Welcome to Candy Land

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

suckmydickfromtheback:

I really love booty kisses
And booty bites
It’s one of the better things about life

iwanttobyourknight:

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

thought this was cool so I looked up the price and damn near shat myself

— Tupac Shakur (via seductionisdestruction)

prenseharming:

xn—b6h:

how to correctly leave the scene.

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

ohanameansfandom:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

this is great

I think we need to take an hour to talk about the fact that he signed an official letter with
Fuck yeah,
David